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Danielle's avatar

Definitely. Theo Decker the main character in the Goldfinch by Donna Tartt. This book was over 700 pages and I almost threw the book across the room several times. I've read Tartt's other books and I love her writing. Theo lies to everyone in this book. You want to slap him and tell him "nobody owes you anything, kid". There's a section where he moves to Las Vegas to live with his father. He meets another teen his age and their stupid highjinks and behavior I wanted to hit both of them. I was so happy when Las Vegas was over. I guess Donna did her job.

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Melissa Joulwan's avatar

100% yes to this. I loved the beginning so much and from Vegas on, I hate-read it 🤷🏻‍♀️ I wanted to smack Theo so many times!

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Margaret Allbee's avatar

Although I loved that book and those character flaws didn't bother me (look at his childhood! He had very few good role models!), I completely understand why it would bother others. It was a bit tiresome by the end....

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Larissa Milne's avatar

So glad I'm not the only one who hated the Vegas bit!

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Carrie's avatar

LOL! I know people who hated this book, but my husband and I listened to it on a road trip and loved it. The voice of Boris was perfection for mischief.

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Shonna's avatar

I can't think of any specific characters at the moment, but came here to tell you that image is perfection! I giggled for a good 5 minutes over it. ;)

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Melissa Joulwan's avatar

That’s an amazing photo, isn’t it?

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Nicole's avatar

Jean-Guy in the Inspector Gamache series! I love him so much, but in multiple books I just wanted to slap him and tell him to pull his head out of his ass.

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Margaret Allbee's avatar

I was so angry with the way In the Woods by Tana French ended, I almost threw the book at the wall!! If she wasn't such an amazing writer, I would swear off her books forever. (But of course, I came back.) What was Rob THINKING, letting her go??? Of all the self-destructive things....grumble grumble grumble....

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Melissa Joulwan's avatar

Strong agree! Dave and I read it out loud to each other on a road trip, and we were like, WHAT THE HELL?!?!

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Rebecca Merrell's avatar

Elizabeth Gilbert, what are you doing in Eat Pray Love? Stop interfering in a Balinese community you know nothing about.

My Brilliant Friend series...Lenu, just stay away from Nino!

My Dark Vanessa- Vanessa, the behavior of your teacher is a little creepy.

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Michelle Wilson's avatar

Yikes! You are so right about Elizabeth Gilbert. I know that book was wildly popular but to me it was just kind of icky. White lady with a lot of privilege messing about where she knows nothing and doesn’t belong!

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Rebecca Merrell's avatar

Agreed! I cringed reading that book and just wanted to shake her and say 'What are you thinking??"

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Paula Richmond's avatar

Completely disliked Eat Pray Love. Didn’t finish it because the main character was so incredibly self absorbed.

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Rebecca Merrell's avatar

100% Absolutely. Why did so many people like the book?

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Julie A Goodwin's avatar

Definitely Lenu, Nino is bad news!

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Diane Goldman's avatar

??Sorry i f I missed this, but is SSOP's podcast only available to Patreon supporters now? I'm no longer receiving it automatically in Pocketcasts.??

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Melissa Joulwan's avatar

Our podcast will always be free! We're just on our in-between seasons break right now. We've started production on Season 7, and it should start soon(ish). We'll announce it here. You're not missing anything! :-)

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Michael Jensen's avatar

Yes, but one was a character in book I think you liked, so I don't want to say! LOL

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Melissa Joulwan's avatar

YOU HAVE TO SAY!!!

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Michael Jensen's avatar

FINE BUT YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME!!!! LOL LOL

It was Annie in Cackle. I wanted to slap her over and over. I don't mind a character who is pretty negative at the start. But when you're 75% of the way into a book and a character is whining about the exact same things and making the exact same mistakes, I want to scream.

Or slap them.

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Carrie's avatar

Can't think of a book at the moment, but (almost) all of the characters in the first season of White Lotus were unlikeable. That is what I thought of first and it is funny that you asked this question because in my last therapy appointment I said, "If I was a character in a novel, I wouldn't like myself too much - I'd keep thinking I'd want to shake myself and say, 'Get it together already!'" Hahaha!

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Linda Lefler's avatar

I'm on Season 3 of White Lotus and while I appreciate the drama and the stakes, I'm starting to get sick of all the unheroically flawed characters too.

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Darlene White's avatar

💯

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Michelle Wilson's avatar

I love that I am not the only one who talks about book stuff in therapy!🙈

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Nancy Danforth's avatar

Demon Copperhead. Can't explain it, not going to try.

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Michelle Wilson's avatar

I want to defend Demon. He never had anyone who showed the way. The rest of the characters, yes.

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Larissa Milne's avatar

Agree. For me Demon was a misguided character that was doing the best he could with what he was given. Which is different from someone who "should" know better.

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Rubysd's avatar

I think there are a lot of characters from popcorn thrillers - you know the one, the twenty-something ingenue who just makes one bad decision after another. I've actually stopped reading those books because I'm just perpetually annoyed. And now for a Dracula reference in addition to Dave's (because yes, Jonathan is a dolt) but also ALL OF THE MEN. Seriously Mina is worth 10 of each of them.

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Emily Kerr's avatar

The main character in The Underground Railroad when she stopped and decided to live in North Carolina. No! Keep moving north I wanted to tell her.

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Michelle Wilson's avatar

I thought the same thing!

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J Fitzpatrick's avatar

June Hayward, aka Juniper Song in Yellowface. Just about every decision she makes! Definitely wanted to give her a good shake!

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Larissa Milne's avatar

YEP! And I felt the book went on for about 75 pages longer than it should have--which was June just making more dumb choices.

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Suzanne Heist's avatar

I just finished "The Missing American," about an older man who gets scammed by a Ghanaian romance hoax. I kept saying: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!? On the other hand, without his boneheaded decisions, there would be no story. ;)

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Millie Batt's avatar

Sadie, the main female character in Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow. Why did she keep going back to that creepy professor boyfriend. He was just a dirty old man using her.

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Linda Lefler's avatar

This is the first negative thing I've heard about that much-praised book and I'm taking that warning in with me!

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Amy Cook's avatar

Can't think of a book character, but I was SOOOO put out by the ending of Jodi Picoult's My Sister's Keeper. Haven't read another book by her since!

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Elizabeth's avatar

Oh gosh, me too. I thought the ending was a complete cop out, and I also haven’t read anything else by her.

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Amy Cook's avatar

Elizabeth, glad I wasn’t the only one!

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Paula Richmond's avatar

I recently completed Great Expectations. Great book, but sometimes I just wanted to slap Pip because he was being such a dolt! Fortunately, he seemed to have matured by the end of the book.

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Jessica's avatar

Maybe that’s a Dickens thing? I wanted to / did yell at David Copperfield MANY times.

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